You might’ve guessed already what this is about, the dirty cowbow builders that you hire to do a nice neat job and end up with a shamble of bricks, mortar and a bill the size of your average longcat.

It’ll start fine, they’ll give a decent price and an hourly pay price within your budget, but oon the demand for tea breaks propells iself off the scale and the job time increases dramatically. If they work untill dark they become lazy and cut corners, which in the long run will end up being the history of your grandmother.

However, there are some companies who are good souls that really want to do honest work for an affordable price, these, as you have gussed already are rarer than not getting divorced which puts house owners in a tight position.

P.S I’ve got some builders in my neighbours house, and they’re always out on the patio chairs having tea and laughin, not an inch of work being done.